i'm not dead yet...sorry

ok so after a really really rough week i have been given a 2 weeks off from my EMT duties. currently i am in Stone Harbor, New Jersey, with my crazy family i think it is the heat that is making it worse but either way it is funnier then hell to watch them. To catch up with a lot of missing things i will hit some of the highlites from the last time that i have updated:
(1.) HIV scare
(2.) punched in the ribs by a drunk
(3.) new guy at subway looks like zubes
(4.) almost got engaged
(5.) kicked some ass playing lazer tag, the god damn kids kept following you around and shooting you in you had to beat them with the gun to get them away from you. matt and phil where soo funny you could hear phil where ever he was because you would hear a crash because he ran into someone at one point i think he broke the gun or sensor thingy. Nick was so excited he ran into a wall when first entering the maze thing. and the ride home was interesting also the old couple behind us thought that there was going to be a shoot out or something they where keeping their distance
(6.) a drunk phone call from my mom who was "smuggling" pizza (illegal food) in the boy scout camp to say the least she was way too into it
(7.)the rectal blockage...will not get further into that
(8.)drive-in movies both of them sucked and we froze our asses off that was after being bitten alive but we still had fun once again nick almost killed himself by taking the van seat totally off its hindges and me stopping way to fast
(9.) i love grapes
(10.) seals suck
(11.)i broke my friggin racket and i did not throw it, i was in mid-swing so i have a new one called scream and there is a reason for that and i will show you later. courts 7pm!
(12.)Hide & Seek: "It is not the fuckin neighbor, julie!"
(13.)where's my shoes!?